You know, there are other things that turn me on besides catfighting. But there's nothing that turns me on as reliably as catfighting.
I've paid my dues in my life. I've worked hard, been mostly responsible, treated people with dignity and respect regardless of race, creed, color or station in life.
Is it too much to ask to have a couple of sexy, 30-ish women come over to my house and fight in cavegirl and/or superheroine outfits over which one has sex with me first? Is that unreasonable? Am I not entitled, after all I've done?
I think the government needs to establish a bailout program for us. Something where we can just say, "Look, we're horny. We need the government to send a couple of hot busty fighting women (or, for tag team fans, four hot busty fighting women) over to give our lives purpose and meaning."
But the politicians don't care about us. Noooo, they only care about the lobbyists, and the rich and powerful. I'd bet Wall Street can get all the catfighting babes it wants or needs. But us, the honest working class fans?
Nothing.
This is an outrage.
We must be placated!
ReplyDeleteI would love that!
ReplyDeleteYou are a funny guy :)
You ain't kiddin bro.
ReplyDeleteThey got nonsense like the tea party and these 99% people and the REAL silent crowd are the catfight lovers.
I've been one of the most devoted lovers of female combat you can find for like 35 years now, and I've never even SEEN one in person.
It ain't fair.
Hell, they don't even have to be busty, and it doesn't even have to be over me, although a catfight over me is maybe the one thing I'd ask for before I die.
So Santa, on this holiday season, can I ask you for three things?
1. Catfight
2. Decisive finish
3. between two decent looking women?
I don't need supermodels or strippers. The two coeds at the end of the bar will do nicely..
and if not, can I maybe get a cute redheaded cavegirl to beat the blonde?
Ive been good, I PROMISE.
Now, this is a political movement I could get behind... with a video camera... and popcorn.
ReplyDelete#occupycatfight
ReplyDeleteI say we camp out in front of the White House until they bring out two hotties to tear each others clothes off on the front lawn.
I agree with and support your position, Wildebeest for President in 2012!A Time for Hairpulling!
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ReplyDeletep.s. Is there a reason why it is no longer possible to click for an uber enlargement of each picture? It was a great way to admire the numerous small details that add so much to each panel.
That should still be working, Anonymous. It's working for me. What browser do you use?
ReplyDeleteI use Internet Explorer (I think) but don't waste any further time trying to get me out of this thicket. I'm a computer ignoramus who has no grasp of Facebook, Twitter etc.,etc. I was referring to a small notation previously located in the lower left corner of the black border (after the initial enlargement) where the panel could suddenly be clicked a second time to fill the entire screen. The notation seemed to disappear after the weekend but no matter. I can still enlarge it to the first level. Many thanks for your thoughtful reponse.
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