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| Valerie vs. Gloria: I was hooked for life. |
I had been interested in catfights since my early adolescence, but mostly I had to settle for the occasional burly females that turned up on local TV wrestling, or some grainy black-and-white caveman flick on the Saturday matinee.
Then, suddenly, there was this – right there in plain sight on the 7-Eleven magazine rack. The dispassionate Valerie had sweet-faced Gloria in a not-very-effective headlock, her left fist cocked and ready to slam into her victim's smooth, perfect midsection.
Holy shit! Would girls really do this to each other? In bikinis, no less?
I'm pretty sure my face was red as a beet as a laid down my 50 cents, or whatever it was, and practically galloped home with my find. I'm not going to post any of the black and white interior pics, but I think you can probably find them on Dr. Chin's Apartment House Wrestling Gallery site.
I don't remember much of the copy that accompanied the photos (duh). My imagination wrote a story of its own. Valerie was wiry and athletic, and she knew the softer, curvier Gloria would be little competition for her. She seemed only vaguely interested in the whole affair, punishing the more earnest Gloria with relative ease and indifference. Although there was no photographic documentation to support it, I was pretty sure that after she had pounded Gloria's belly, Valerie would throw a few punches into those perfect breasts as well.
Once I had seen those photos, with two sexy, bikini-clad babes pretending to wrestle and struggle for victory, I knew there was no turning back for me. I was hooked, and still am.
More on this to come.
My first one was Sharon Vs. Michelle.
ReplyDeleteI was just dumbfounded looking at those pictures. I studied them for hours, every aspect of them, the black haired girl and the blonde, I was instantly in love with Sharon and wished so dearly as my ten year old self read through the copy that she would triumph and my joy when I found out she beat her black haired rival bloody was...well, you understand.
Funny thing is now I'd be rooting for Michelle because it didn't dawn on me until reading the issues where Debbie destroys Helene and Cherish beats Aria into a bloody mess that I like it when the beautiful blonde...loses.
I'll never forget that magazine, it changed my life forever. Thanks Sharon and thanks Michelle. I owe you two more than I could ever repay.
Once I found these I had to have every issue. There are lots of sites today that pose women wrestling, but some how these were different. Facial expression has a lot to do with it, to make if more real. Thanks..
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